More quotes by Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

"Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee, or directly into your soul?"
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"Death cannot stop true love. That’s why it’s pointless for me to try to murder all my adoring female fans."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"One day I’ll have my appointment with death, and every day I call out to God to see if I can reschedule for a later date."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"What’s on my mind? I could say you, but we both know I'd be lying. Actually, I'm only pretending that you aren't on my mind. But I know that you don't mind."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"I’m famous for my Shepherd’s Pie. Here’s my recipe: lamb, potatoes, cheese, peas, paprika, and a wool-covered apron for the chef/shepherd/wolf-like politician to wear while serving the sheeple up."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More