All the ideas in the universe can be described by words. The... - Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

"All the ideas in the universe can be described by words. Therefore, if you simply take all the words and rearrange them randomly enough times, you’re bound to hit upon at least a few great ideas eventually. Sausage donkey swallows flying guillotine, my love assembly line."

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