More quotes by Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

"Not only do I not believe in not believing in God, I’m also a big supporter of crutches, canes, walkers, and anything that helps support man through difficult times."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"My grandpa died yesterday. I ought to know, because I shot him. So come, join me in the fight against patricide by killing your father’s father."
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"The wind blew my words away from you. So while I told you I love you, the phrase was carried in the opposite direction and landed 333 miles away in the ears of a confused farmer. He was nice, though. He sent me a kind letter saying that while he was flattered, I wasn’t really his type."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"Faith: a device of the mind, fed by the soul, that functions like crutches to a man in a wheelchair."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"Half of what I write is garbage, but if I don't write it down it decomposes in my head."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More