More quotes by Woody Allen

"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition."
"You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ."