More quotes by Woody Allen

"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ."