More quotes by Woody Allen

"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope."
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."