If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can... - Woody Allen
"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
"If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."