More quotes by Woody Allen

"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."
"Marriage is the death of hope."
"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice."
"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."