If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can... - Woody Allen
"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
More quotes by Woody Allen
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
"God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."