If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can... - Woody Allen

"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."

"God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."

"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."

"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."