More quotes by Woody Allen

"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."
"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."