More quotes by Woody Allen

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."