More quotes by Woody Allen

"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice."
"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."
"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."