More quotes by Woody Allen

"Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice."
"You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ."