More quotes by Woody Allen

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
"It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to."
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."