Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. - Woody Allen

"I read in self-defense."

"Marriage is the death of hope."

"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."

"Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!"

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."