More quotes by Woody Allen

"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens."