More quotes by Woody Allen

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
"If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse."
"It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to."
"There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."