I read in self-defense. - Woody Allen
"I read in self-defense."
"I read in self-defense."
"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
"You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ."
"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
"My brain? That's my second favorite organ."