More quotes by Woody Allen

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
"To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition."
"Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."