I read in self-defense. - Woody Allen
"I read in self-defense."
"I read in self-defense."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!"
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."