Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have... - Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

"Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee, or directly into your soul?"

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