"Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee, or directly into your soul?"
"One day I’ll have my appointment with death, and every day I call out to God to see if I can reschedule for a later date."
"Death cannot stop true love. That’s why it’s pointless for me to try to murder all my adoring female fans."
"Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee, or directly into your soul?"
"I want to write a song about retaliation called, "Oh Yeah, and I Faked Every Orgasm...While You Were Out of Town."
"Half of what I write is garbage, but if I don't write it down it decomposes in my head."