Reading a book is like having the ability to dip a straw int... - Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

"Reading a book is like having the ability to dip a straw into the author’s soul and sip and slurp without lowering the water table of wisdom."

"Reading a book is like having the ability to dip a straw into the author’s soul and sip and slurp without lowering the water table of wisdom."

"Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee, or directly into your soul?"

"I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't move his car."

"I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't move his car."