More quotes by Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

"I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't move his car."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"Are you happy here with me? Because if not, we can scoot over a few feet."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?"
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"Not only do I not believe in not believing in God, I’m also a big supporter of crutches, canes, walkers, and anything that helps support man through difficult times."
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"Every night I pray I whisper into a megaphone, not only so God is sure to hear, but also my neighbors, because I pray to God He’ll deliver pestilence and plague to the residents next door. I even tell God the exact address, as if He can’t read my heart. But it’s not for His benefit, it’s for my neighbors’."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More