All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and t... - Mark Twain

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."

"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."

"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up."

"Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it."

"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."