More quotes by Mark Twain

"Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven."
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar."
"It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them."