More quotes by Mark Twain

"A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it."
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
"In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination, from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at issue but have taken them at second-hand from other non-examiners, whose opinions about them were not worth a brass farthing."
"The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated."
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."