More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"Do you want some fresh tomato soup to go? I’ll put it in a mesh strainer. Oh, if only love were as easy to contain as soup in a strainer."
"My ex-girlfriend was exquisite, while my current girlfriend is merely quisite. The ex always makes the past seem more excellent than the present."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."
"Better than learning how to speak a foreign language, is to start speaking the truth. But few people will listen, because they just don’t understand."