She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of roman... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."
"Networking isn’t synonymous with partying. If you’re doing it right, partying seems libraryesque in comparison."
"A turtle is like a lizard in a bicycle helmet, and I think that’s romantic. That reminds me, I should write a love song called, “Dinner for two—plus one."
"She has a body for years, and I have an astronaut tan. When we make love it will be like (x + 2)(2x -1) = 0, solve for x."
"I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant."
"I make furniture that can be used as weapons. The most dangerous piece of furniture is the Loveseat."