Do you want some fresh tomato soup to go? I’ll put it in a m... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I don’t want to develop—I want to evelop, because it’s more positive. Similarly, would you rather your love evolve or devolve? That’s why if you need me, I’ll be on the sofa trying to evelop myself as a person."

"The heart is man’s treasure, and that’s why it’s locked in a cage of ribs with only one key. The key isn’t metal or material—it’s the feeling of love."

"If I were a mannequin, I'd know people would only want me for my body. But that's OK, because that's how it is now."

"The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile."

"I am the coffee, and God is The Barista. Through me, he may awaken your soul. But the coffee knows not what flows through the mind of The Barista."