Do you want some fresh tomato soup to go? I’ll put it in a m... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Do you want some fresh tomato soup to go? I’ll put it in a mesh strainer. Oh, if only love were as easy to contain as soup in a strainer."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The most important part of an attack is the planning."
"The harmonica has musical wind, and is the breath of soul. It’s like a sad, lonely I love you lost in the breeze."
"Wisdom equals knowledge plus courage. You have to not only know what to do and when to do it, but you have to also be brave enough to follow through."
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Talk on the door. Try to get it to open up through communication, not violence."
"I’ve found newspapers only useful as kindling material for campfires. It’s been said that newspaper articles are written at a fifth grade reading level. If so, I can’t figure out why journalists would write something that the average high school senior can’t even read."