"Apparently I’m transparent—with my feelings, not with my body. I’m an emotional ghost, and if you can’t see my love for you it’s because it’s dead."
"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."
"I grew a garden in her heart. There was plenty of space for flowers, because her heart was completely empty of love."
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"A gumble bee is half gum ball, half bumble bee, and it’s so chewy it stings. Makes me want to be a better lover and tractor salesman."