More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My handshake is as firm as cooked spaghetti. So, do you prefer your introductions with Alfredo or marinara sauce?"
"If I were a mannequin, I'd know people would only want me for my body. But that's OK, because that's how it is now."
"I love Huey Lewis, but not the News, because the News is too depressing."
"Tennis is the only sport with love in the score, and that makes it the most romantic. I would be a player, but I wisely use the net to go fishing instead."
"I think about her sometimes, and wonder what she’s doing and who she’s doing it with. I suppose I could just stalk her Facebook page like a normal person, but that doesn’t seem as romantic as surveillance and GPS tracking."