More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"It takes guts to love with gusto. Most people love as if they wish they were invisible, and then they wonder why their affections go unnoticed."
"My hobbies include rubbing my nipples across a cheese grater, meeting cat ladies on Tinder, and voting for either Democrat or Republican every four years. You could say I am a torture enthusiast."
"My I love yous were watered down, which was how I was able to grow such a beautiful garden. I’m a relationship farmer, and I’m growing as a person."
"Trophies are clutter at best, and weapons at worst. I prefer my awards heavy and with handles."
"I love kiss whispers—kisspers. Loose lips are full of passionate secrets."