So many women are fighting to receive my love that Chuck Nor... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’ll mark up my services 200%, and then offer them to you at a 50% discount—because I like you so much. That’s the Mother-in-law Discount."

"I mined my clone’s thoughts. I hope he doesn’t mind."

"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."

"My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to your sunny disposition, coupled with watering it with coffee."

"After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It's great to be found."