More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Science doesn’t listen. Science has mice growing out of its ears. Wait, I mean human ears growing out of its mice."
"Some people try to change the world one life at a time. Others try to change the world one death at a time. And I try to change the world one bucket full of dirt at a time."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"I wrote you a love letter. I used invisible ink to show I was being transparent with my feelings. And also to hide my feelings."
"Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communication always gets in the way of communication."