More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"There’s no reason to not be humble, because as great as you may be, you can always be greater."
"I hide how I feel, and I hide the fact that I hide how I feel, but I can't bury the past without having a funeral of the heart."
"She brews a bruise on my heart, and drinks it like a beer. She calls it love, but she would, because she’s drunk on my torment."
"I put the sing in single—especially when I’m in the shower. Does anybody have any requests they’d like to shout out while the water’s getting hot? As always, silence all cell phones during the duration of my performance."
"Once you finish having sex, what is there to do but start over?"