I called his broken promise heartbreaking, and he called it... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I make furniture that can be used as weapons. The most dangerous piece of furniture is the Loveseat."

"Is it easier to get you to do what I want with a fist to your face, or a gentle pat on the back and a handshake? Let this be a lesson in power."

"Grandpa often tells me I dance like my legs are engulfed in flames. I just go out there and put the fire of desire in women’s hearts."

"Networking is like fishing. Just give some beer and a boat and I’ll be in business."

"A Dragon Rose is a flying flower that breathes fire. A relationship isn’t truly a romance if there isn’t a tiny element of danger involved."