I called his broken promise heartbreaking, and he called it... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I called his broken promise heartbreaking, and he called it growing up. Oh, that’s mature—blame it on maturity."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Science doesn’t listen. Science has mice growing out of its ears. Wait, I mean human ears growing out of its mice."
"Some people try to change the world one life at a time. Others try to change the world one death at a time. And I try to change the world one bucket full of dirt at a time."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"I wrote you a love letter. I used invisible ink to show I was being transparent with my feelings. And also to hide my feelings."
"Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communication always gets in the way of communication."