I called his broken promise heartbreaking, and he called it... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I called his broken promise heartbreaking, and he called it growing up. Oh, that’s mature—blame it on maturity."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I match my pajamas to my comforter so I can disappear into sleep. I’m camouflaged into noonexistence, where I don’t wake up until 12:00 PM."
"I want to be the founder of a #startup app called Quid Pro Squid. No idea what it will do, but if I can get enough users, VC money will flow."
"If you find yourself thirsting for my love, don’t forget that I sell straws in a variety of flavors. What is the price of romance? Good question. Today only it’s on sale for half-off wholesale prices. Everything must go. My entire inventory of straws is being liquidated."
"Wisdom is knowing when you are being patient, and when you are wasting time by waiting."
"I'm about to get my grind on. My coffee grind. Like a true hustler."