More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"When it comes to Schopenhauer, I think I need a To-Go box."
"Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball."
"We all have to have something to hold on to, even if it’s our own torso."
"When someone looks at something they don’t understand and they say, “That could be a good thing, or that could be a bad thing,” they’re just highlighting the fact that they have no clue what they are talking about. Everything in the universe, besides God, could be a good or bad thing."
"I have all the things I need to succeed in life, including a bucket of unicorn urine."