Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up i... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball."
"Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball."
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"Pluto will always be a planet in my book. That’s because my book was published before Pluto was blacklisted by planetary scientists."
"I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was half appropriate, because I was at a funeral."
"He was just a kid. He didn’t care. He was like, “I’m getting in my mom’s van and I’m going home.” I was just a kid, too. But I cared. With him gone, who was I going to play Plato and Socrates with?"
"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."