More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."
"Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay fresher for longer if they did."
"With my career I want to either make something or make an impact. Writers both make something, and make an impact."
"Last year, millions of students didn’t graduate from high school. They didn’t drop out, they were simply in elementary and middle schools."
"If you want to bend your mind, don’t use a crowbar."