More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everything have to remind me of her?"
"At the end of the universe you’ll find a door labeled “Do Not Enter.” No great mysteries are hidden there—it’s just a supplies closet."
"When it comes to Schopenhauer, I think I need a To-Go box."
"As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon."
"Is there a word halfway between hello and goodbye? Because that’s the word my soul is trying to say."