More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball."
"I can read lips. Especially if they have words tattooed on them."
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"I fell in love with her the moment she was late, though neither one of us knew it at the time because she hadn’t arrived yet."
"I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue. Now, if only I could do the same with my shoelaces, I wouldn’t have to banana pudding my way to success."