We all have to have something to hold on to, even if it’s ou... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"We all have to have something to hold on to, even if it’s our own torso."
"We all have to have something to hold on to, even if it’s our own torso."
"If I’m going to write a book every American will want to read, it’s got to have lots of pictures. Those pictures must also move, and all the words in the book must be spoken and available audibly for all the readers to hear as they watch."
"A farm is a business, and I ran mine into the ground. The next year it grew back."
"Pluto will always be a planet in my book. That’s because my book was published before Pluto was blacklisted by planetary scientists."
"Last year, millions of students didn’t graduate from high school. They didn’t drop out, they were simply in elementary and middle schools."
"Love is like a forest, I think as I kill trees by squandering toilet paper while “decorating” my ex girlfriend’s front yard."