I have all the things I need to succeed in life, including a... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"I have all the things I need to succeed in life, including a bucket of unicorn urine."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"Love will wreck your heart like a derailed train. So choo-choose your partner wisely."
"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"I can read lips. Especially if they have words tattooed on them."
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."