More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"All I know is I don’t know if I know, and this everlasting oscillation shakes my belief system."
"Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay fresher for longer if they did."
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."
"There is life, and there is death, and in between there is me. Please don’t wake me up."