More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"Is there a word halfway between hello and goodbye? Because that’s the word my soul is trying to say."
"She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream."
"I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everything have to remind me of her?"
"After I’m dead, I want to ghostwrite my autobiography."
"Books allow you to take flight, unlike the chicken wings I stapled to my back before eating them."