I have all the things I need to succeed in life, including a... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"I have all the things I need to succeed in life, including a bucket of unicorn urine."
"I have all the things I need to succeed in life, including a bucket of unicorn urine."
"A farm is a business, and I ran mine into the ground. The next year it grew back."
"When it comes to Schopenhauer, I think I need a To-Go box."
"He was just a kid. He didn’t care. He was like, “I’m getting in my mom’s van and I’m going home.” I was just a kid, too. But I cared. With him gone, who was I going to play Plato and Socrates with?"
"My coffee gets increasingly better the more I drink and the closer I come to the bottom of the cup, where all the sugar is. I wonder if life is the same way as we approach the end."
"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."