Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regre... - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Ow! My brains!"

"I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."

"Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"

"What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I'd far rather be happy than right any day."

"The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist,"says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."