Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regre... - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small galley cabin in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet.Arthur: Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word safe that I wasn't previously aware of."

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