#wordplay

"That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them."

"Whenever I think of something but can't think of what it was I was thinking of, I can't stop thinking until I think I'm thinking of it again. I think I think too much."

"(Media question to Beatles during first U.S. tour 1964)"How do you find America?""Turn left at Greenland."

"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."

"Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small galley cabin in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet.Arthur: Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word safe that I wasn't previously aware of."

"Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five."

"Wordplay hides a key to reality that the dictionary tries in vain to lock inside every free word."

"Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible!"

"Brevity is the soul of lingerie."