#wordplay

"That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them."

"Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small galley cabin in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet.Arthur: Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word safe that I wasn't previously aware of."

"Wordplay hides a key to reality that the dictionary tries in vain to lock inside every free word."

"Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five."

"(Media question to Beatles during first U.S. tour 1964)"How do you find America?""Turn left at Greenland."

"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."

"Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible!"

"Brevity is the soul of lingerie."

"Whenever I think of something but can't think of what it was I was thinking of, I can't stop thinking until I think I'm thinking of it again. I think I think too much."