More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’ve only been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky finger. I could have held up my index finger, but I wasn’t in love that long."
"I wear a glove to honor all the men who have given me a hand. And to think, out of all those men, they only had one hand. No wonder I never get any high-fives."
"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."
"I’m hard to love, but I love hard, like my heart is the sun yearning to tan your naked body. I promise I won’t burn you."
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."