More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Apparently I’m transparent—with my feelings, not with my body. I’m an emotional ghost, and if you can’t see my love for you it’s because it’s dead."
"Drinking coffee is like drinking an inverse yawn. I prefer mine with two spoonfuls of “I’m listening."
"If you merge an emergency with a mannequin, that’s how I look at networking events. To make each handshake more feel more personal, I try to wear the thinnest rubber gloves I can find."
"My heart can hold all the love you give me. If you need to quantify it to properly price it for sale, it would be one gallon."
"Be memorable. Say something unforgettable. Be silent."