More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."
"If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you believe in second chances for love at first sight?"
"I buried the lasagna, because it was better than disposing of a dead body. I’ve been burned in a relationship, but never in an oven. I’ll try harder."
"I sell soap. Buy two bars and get a FREE shower. (Water not included.) Act within the next 15 minutes and I’ll even throw in the towel. I quit!"