More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I kissed a mystery, and it tasted like a woman. Lips are always full of delicious secrets."
"I am the coffee, and God is The Barista. Through me, he may awaken your soul. But the coffee knows not what flows through the mind of The Barista."
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"
"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time."What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?"
"Flowers are aromatic and romantic, and they grow exactly the way love does—with plenty of light, and watered with affection."