More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
"A follow-up letter is best when not written on the back of a suicide note. Remember this next time you’re at a networking event, unless your new connection is a mortician."
"My heart is locked away in a cage surrounded by ribs. That’s to protect it, and to keep the world safe. It’s currently serving a life sentence."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."