More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If you merge an emergency with a mannequin, that’s how I look at networking events. To make each handshake more feel more personal, I try to wear the thinnest rubber gloves I can find."
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"I like coffee tables. I’m into drinkable furniture."
"I observe Stand Still Day. I also observe whatever I’m standing in front of at the time. I hope on that day I see how much you love me."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."