A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to dri... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"The strands of DNA are like strings, and it’s as if I am a walking guitar, a musical being whose vibration can be heard as love."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"Myth, mist, and mystery all add to the illusion of love. If you need me I’ll be by the fog machine wearing a tunic and writing an epic poem in Greek."
"The wind may be invisible, but it’s colored by memories of you, as you gently blew into my life, adding motion and emotion to my still-beating heart."
"I'm so popular in life that valets are already starting to park the cars lined up for my funeral, which is expected sometime late 2082. #OutBoastKanye"