She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I just bought a bag of potato-chip-flavored air. I also bought a bed, but sleep wasn’t included. Thank God a cup of coffee is full of wakefulness."
"Money is not equal for all people. A strong personal brand adds more lift and leverage. One dollar from me may buy a soda from a car dealership, but one dollar from Justin Bieber may get him a Ferrari. And they'd pay him to drive away."
"We had a whirlwind romance. That’s what happens when you date a tornado. Hold on, I have to stop tweeting for a bit because Kansas keeps calling."
"One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people."
"A chance meeting in a Kansas City coffee shop may take me months of planning and twice a day visits for over a year. But I already have my stunned, surprised, and shocked speech rehearsed for the moment I act like I had no idea she would be there."