"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."
"The harmonica has musical wind, and is the breath of soul. It’s like a sad, lonely I love you lost in the breeze."
"You should save your hard-earned dollars, because one day when you have no electricity you'll need a big stash to burn to keep yourself warm."
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"Personal branding is important to me as a person. It’s also important to me as a non-person. I am a rock."
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."