Be so good they can't ignore you. - Steve Martin

"You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither."

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."

"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot."

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."