I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how... - Steve Martin
"I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them."
"I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them."
"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot."
"I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic."
"Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol."
"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."
"Be so good they can't ignore you."