More quotes by Steve Martin

"I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic."
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
"Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol."
"You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither."
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."