More quotes by Steve Martin

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
"Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
"I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't."