More quotes by Steve Martin

"Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol."
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
"Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything."
"I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic."
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."