More quotes by Steve Martin

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch."
"Be so good they can't ignore you."
"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot."
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."