You know that look that women get when they want to have sex... - Steve Martin

"Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol."

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them."

"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot."

"Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way."