You know that look that women get when they want to have sex... - Steve Martin

"Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol."

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't."

"Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol."

"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."