You know that look that women get when they want to have sex... - Steve Martin
"You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither."
"You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither."
"Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol."
"I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic."
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."
"Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything."
"Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way."