Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the... - Woody Allen

"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."

"The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it."

"It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to."

"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness."

"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."