Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the... - Woody Allen

"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."

"Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."

"There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope."

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."