More quotes by Woody Allen

"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."
"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."