More quotes by Woody Allen

"Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!"
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."