More quotes by Woody Allen

"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence."
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."
"God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."