More quotes by Woody Allen

"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ."
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."