I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. - Woody Allen

"If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse."

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."

"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."

"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."

"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."