I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. - Woody Allen

"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."

"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."

"God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."

"My brain? That's my second favorite organ."

"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."