I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. - Woody Allen

"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."

"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."

"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."

"You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ."

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."