More quotes by Woody Allen

"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice."
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."