More quotes by Woody Allen

"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
"If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse."