More quotes by Woody Allen

"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence."
"To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."