More quotes by Woody Allen

"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
"To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition."
"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."