More quotes by Woody Allen

"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition."
"It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."