More quotes by Woody Allen

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."
"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."