The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves ten... - Woody Allen
"The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it."
"The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition."
"It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."