Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepp... - Rita Rudner
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."
"I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious."
"A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe."
"There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better."