More quotes by Rita Rudner

"A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe."
"There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better."
"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."