More quotes by Rita Rudner

"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
"There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better."
"I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious."
"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."