More quotes by Rita Rudner

"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
"I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious."
"There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better."
"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."