More quotes by Rita Rudner

"I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious."
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
"A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe."
"There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better."