More quotes by Rita Rudner

"A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe."
"I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious."
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."