Between hello and goodbye is I love you. - Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

"I want to open up a School of Cannibalism. It’ll be a feeder school for top law schools."

"I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love."

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."