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"I want to open up a School of Cannibalism. It’ll be a feeder school for top law schools."
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"Between hello and goodbye is I love you."
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"Success is suffocating. The air is thinner at the top."
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"My soul left my body, and my body left my clothes and went streaking through the streets."
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"Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the competition."
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