Between hello and goodbye is I love you. - Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

"Lie to me. Just to console my soul."

"I walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is to gain sympathy.)"

"Between hello and goodbye is I love you."

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."

"Success is suffocating. The air is thinner at the top."