Between hello and goodbye is I love you. - Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

"I want to open up a School of Cannibalism. It’ll be a feeder school for top law schools."

"Between hello and goodbye is I love you."

"Success is suffocating. The air is thinner at the top."

"My soul left my body, and my body left my clothes and went streaking through the streets."

"Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the competition."