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"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."
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"I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love."
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"My soul left my body, and my body left my clothes and went streaking through the streets."
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"I want to meddle with an Olympic medal made of silver metal. I want to alchemize it into gold, and use a mixture of science and mysticism to transform losing into winning."
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"I want to open up a School of Cannibalism. It’ll be a feeder school for top law schools."
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