The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, beca... - Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

"I walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is to gain sympathy.)"

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."

"Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the competition."

"I want to open up a School of Cannibalism. It’ll be a feeder school for top law schools."